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Steal These Seeds Warp Core Breach Autoflower Seeds: Cat-Piss Funk & Purple Punch
$45.00
Why Choose Warp Core Breach Seeds from Grow Depot Ozarks?
Warp Core Breach (a.k.a. Purple Cow) autoflower seeds splice Cookies n Crème × Grape Crinkle, packing stout, chunky colas that reek of cat-piss funk or over-ripe fruit. With 8/10 trichome coverage, above-average yields, and crowd-pleasing bag appeal, this Missouri-bred indica-leaning hybrid has become a stash favorite and a reliable rosin performer for growers statewide.
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Description
Key Features
- Package Size: 7 Feminized Autoflower Seeds
- Seed Type: Autoflower – no males, no light-cycle stress
- Finish Time: ~80–90 days from sprout
- Strong Terps: Cat-piss haze & rotten fruit punch
- Frost: 8/10 sugary trichome blanket
- Potency: 8/10 — mellow relaxation, sleepy finish
- Yield: Solid 7/10 medium-high harvests
- Hybrid Lean: ~60 % indica / 40 % sativa
- Grow Skill: Easy — stout frame, minimal defoliation
Why Grow Warp Core Breach?
- Unmistakable terp profile that slices through any cure jar.
- High bag appeal — frosty, violet-tinged nugs draw instant attention.
- Reliable solventless output — growers rave about flavorful rosin slabs.
- Bred and batch-tested in Missouri by Steal These Seeds to handle Midwest humidity.
Grow Notes
Stout, thick plants with minimal stretch; perfect for small tents. Keep EC 1.8–2.0 and RH ≤ 55 % from week 6 onward to lock frost. Under 700–900 PPFD LEDs she wraps in ~85 days; outdoors expect a late-September chop in mid-MO.
Aroma & Flavor Profile
- Fresh flower: Sharp cat-piss haze layered over fermenting fruit
- Cured: Deep rotten-fruit sweetness with lingering ammonia kick
- Rosin carry-over: 8/10 — loud funky slabs that coat the palate
Potency & Effects
Smooth, head-easing onset drifts into soothing body heaviness and sleep-friendly relaxation. Ideal for late-evening wind-downs or pain-relief sessions; newer users should plan for couch time.
Ready to breach your stash with next-level funk?
Add Warp Core Breach autoflower seeds to cart and experience one of Steal These Seeds’ loudest Missouri genetics.
Steal These Seeds is a home-grown Missouri breeder known for small-batch, terp-packed autoflower genetics crafted for real Midwest gardens. Pick up a pack and support a local company that believes top-shelf seeds should be for everyone—no gatekeepers, just great plants.
Visit Grow Depot Ozarks at 217 S Main St, Laurie, MO, or order online today!
Call or Text: 573-723-1978
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| Weight | 0.05 lbs |
|---|---|
| Quantity of Seeds | 7 Seeds |
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